You make me laugh
With your scary white teeth
And chest-hugging shirts
I feel happy when I see you
Every Tuesday and Wednesday
And Thursday
You say funny things
In that cool British voice
Things that are mean and smart
And true
For instance,
“It was like some ghastly lunch
where after lunch your parents
have asked the children
to dress up and sing”
Simon, you are my idol
My American idol
That show could not go on
Without you