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Things to do: Go to gym, buy cuter clothes, donate $ to American Idol, visit friends, get a better personality, clean room, cut hair, remove chipped nail polish, pluck, think of ways to become famous, think of ways to make money, plan next vacation, buy birthday presents, be less jealous, eat less crap, breathe through [...]

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Sorry for the lack of posts. I guess you can say that when a Korean commits mass slaughter on a college campus, life is not so fun at KoreAm. Thankfully, they’ve supplied us with sugar.
For now, stolen pictures.

This pretty much sums up my work ethic.

Maybe it’s because I subconsciously miss Phoenix, but I can’t help [...]

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After a week of dodging globs of phlegm and shoving myself against bathroom stall doors to barricade all those who cannot grasp the very complex concept of the line (namely, old Chinese ladies with their pants down), to this I say: Good luck.

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Congratulations Shivani! She went ahead and got engaged (engaged!) while I was away in stinky China, testing out various squatting strategies. I’m totally happy for her and not in that fake sort of way. You know, like the whole, “Oh, that’s great, but: (choose one) 1) Aren’t you a little young? 2) You’ve only known [...]

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I’m not a huge fan of the movie (too much conversation, not enough action), but I absolutely love this.

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UPDATE: Check out all our pics here.
I’m back from China. The trip was amazing — a whirlwind of ancient sights (Great Wall! Tiananmen Square! Never-ending pagodas!), food (drool), intense bargaining sessions (”How much is 300 yuen? QUICK!”), bus ride laughs, loogies everywhere (must now roll my suitcase in bleach), squatty potty mishaps (”Just keep walking. [...]

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FJ: So, about your last post. I was thinking you should re-attach the tags and return your jeans. That happened to me once. Yeah, there was this time …
Me: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS!?!? GO COMMENT ON MY WEBSITE!!
FJ: Uhhh. Sure. Hey, um, I gotta go. Talk to you later, OK?
Sigh. Eight days [...]

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I thought I could wear them. I really did. This morning, while I was getting dressed, I decided to go with the pair of skinny jeans that I bought this weekend. When I tried them on, they were just a teensy weensy (I mean, ever-so-slightly) too tight at the waist, but fit perfectly everywhere else. [...]

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Work is exhausting. Last night, we threw a party on the rooftop of a high-rise building in LA. Today, I woke up early (before 8:30 a.m.!) and rode around in a golf cart through a luxury course in the mountains. Tonight, I get to sleep.
As I tuck myself in, check out these pics [...]

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