1) Parking spaces in LA. Do the people here all drive ant cars? What is this?
2) Freeways in LA. I am good at a number of things (ie. grabbing objects with my toes, telling Michael Jackson jokes, making sounds by blowing into bottles), but driving is just not one of them. Yet people don’t realize my effort. Instead, they yell profanities. Geez!
3) When people don’t call me back. What part of “on deadline” don’t they understand? It’s like I’m not famous or something.
4) When I decide to walk into a beginners dance fitness class only to struggle to keep up with 15 JLo-esque gals who’ve been practicing the routine for weeks.
5) When I come home and have no new gmails. Not even from JCrew.
I think that’s all. I hate my woman cycle! DIE!
UPDATE: Matt just showed me The Reason Why America Sucks.
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1 Alice // May 11, 2007 at 3:44 pm
When you’re having one of those days just think back to the lady in the bright aqua blue halter top and shudder…then laugh =)
P.S. Last night’s class proved that I am SO uncoordinated.
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