Guess who I saw last night at the Asian Excellence Awards (aside from a gazillion Asian celebs — dude, if a bomb hit Royce Hall last night, there would be absolutely no Asians on TV or in movies — ever).

Sanjaya!

He looked as creepy as ever with his predator-esque poses on the red carpet. I was in reality TV bliss.

Of course, this moment does not even compare with this, though, in my heart, nothing ever will.