Desiree had me take one of those classic personality tests. Turns out, I’m an INFP, just as she predicted. Reading about my weaknesses was eerie. HOW DO YOU KNOW ME? In summary, I am sensitive to criticism, I have unrealistic ideas about reality, I blame others, I obsess over details, I put my own feelings above the feelings of others, I experience great stress when someone disapproves of me, and I should become a writer. So pretty much, I am the human equivalent of toe jam. But you like me anyway. Um, you do like me, right? Oh dear, please say you do. This is stressing me out.

Here is one suggestion they offer for me to become a better person:

“When having a conversation with a friend or relative, dedicate at least half of your time to talking about the other person.”

So………….what’s new guys?