And just because I haven’t been vain enough lately, I urge y’all to pick up the latest issue of Audrey magazine. Yes, yours truly is the smokin’ model on page — Ha! You really think I memorized the page number? — *cough*twenty-five*cough.* I’m not a huge fan of the outfit (that sheer potato sack is not the most flattering), but heck, I’m in a magazine! It was so much fun trying to get that perfect “my date just stood you up, but I’m way too cool to care” expression. How’d I get to model for Audrey, you ask? Well, you just gotta know the right people. Read: My desk is seven feet away from the editors. (Audrey is also KoreAm’s sister publication.) Perhaps I’ll get to do more stuff like this in the future. ‘Cuz, you know, I have watched nearly every episode of ANTM and practiced extensively in front of the mirror. Watch out, Tyra.

I also wrote a special feature on fake handbags for this issue, so check that out, too.