Pecker whistles or sticky dicky notes?

September 6th, 2007 · 2 Comments · General

I think I like being a bridesmaid. Some may think the maid of honor has the best gig, but that is not so. She’s got real responsibilities! All I must do are come up with some bridal shower games, pick up a few genetalia-themed trinkets and, when the time comes, stand there and look pretty. I can totally handle this.

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  • 1 m@ // Sep 6, 2007 at 6:39 am

    Yeah, my brother won’t let me give a speech either, something about frightening off the in-laws. My job is to stand there and look pretty too. No penis trinkets for me though.

  • 2 Di // Sep 6, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    I’m a maid of honor for my friend’s wedding. Yep, I’ve got REAL responsibilities.

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