Last night, Alice and I attended our first Pi Beta Phi alumni club meeting. To be honest, I wasn’t super eager to go. It was being held at some schmancy home in PV. All I could picture were a bunch of blinged-out 70 year olds sipping earl grey tea and showing off their latest crochet [...]

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Today could just be the BEST DAY EVER. Or at least of this week. I finally got my required 9.5 hours of sleep. I feel so much better. Better, as in, I’m not about to karate-chop every being in sight. Last week, I had a miserable case of insomnia. It started one night as I [...]

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I think I like being a bridesmaid. Some may think the maid of honor has the best gig, but that is not so. She’s got real responsibilities! All I must do are come up with some bridal shower games, pick up a few genetalia-themed trinkets and, when the time comes, stand there and look pretty. [...]

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A Korean lady scrubbed my nipples!
This weekend was much too eventful for me to describe in detail, so I will leave you with that. More to come once I get over the trauma of being trapped in a room full of middle-aged vee-jay-jays (EEK! MY EYES!)
Happy Labor Day!

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