Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie. Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course.

Dear Baby,
I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms without an ounce of selfishness in it.

Watch Waitress!

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3 Responses to Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie. Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course.

  1. I LOVED THAT MOVIE! I want to watch Juno…..let’s go!

  2. omg, i just watched that movie this week, and this was my favorite part!

  3. “i don’t want to get hit by my husband pie”…or something like that.

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