I don’t really like to write about stuff on my blog that I’ll probably eventually have to write about at work, but come on, how often do I get to brag about my college? Well, let’s see. UC Irvine does have one of the best freshman orientation programs. And the recreation center is really neat. [...]

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I didn’t know it was possible to sleep this much in a single weekend, but you know me — I’m all for going that extra mile. Now, my head feels fuzzy. Here, read about how I slapped my boyfriend. I need another nap.

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So my strange, unknown illness has finally localized itself within my stomach. I think gremlins are clubbin’ down there and it ain’t pretty. Thanks for your concern.
In non-bodily news, I kinda love this.

Michael Chow/The Arizona Republic
Y’all know I’m not the best person to talk politics, but I just like her (Hillary, not the pruney lady [...]

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I am sick. According to this world wide web, it could be a variety of illnesses. I’m leaning toward mono, but it seems that whenever I mention this to someone, he or she takes a moment to analyze my pouty face and instantly says, “You don’t have mono.” Nonetheless, I hurt in many places and [...]

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I got glasses this weekend. I am so emo. Except emo kids don’t smile. Or listen to Kelly Clarkson.
My dad asked me why I was wearing glasses and I said because glasses are cool, duh. Haven’t you heard of Buddy Holly? My dad then informed me that Buddy Holly was cool to begin with and [...]

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Apparently, I am now Ana Castro.

Chris showed this to me yesterday, mentioning that this newsletter went out to about a thousand homes in Southern California. My reaction: WHAT THE?!?!?
I don’t know who took this picture or how this happened, but I’m not happy. I mean, what an unflattering shot!
I guess that’s what I get [...]

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Nothing much to report here. I’ve been exhausted. Yawn. I’ve been a little out of it. Stare. Blink. Blink. And I guess I’ve been rather cranky. Waaa-paah (Ninja chop).
So. Wanna see some baby pandas?

Cute, huh?
What’s sad is that pandas are not soft at all. They may look cuddly and huggable, [...]

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Tonight, I went to the gym with Alice, who just returned from a very long trip to Taiwan. How long was it? Two weeks? Three weeks? TOO LONG! I updated her on all the latest happenings in the good ol’ USA. Let’s see, Obama won in Iowa, Hillary won in New Hampshire — oh, and [...]

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Tonight, Des and I sat on her bed and sifted through boxes of college photos, squealing with delight as we traded pile after pile. Our giddy chatter went something like this:
“Remember this guy?”
“Ew, gross!”
“Oh my God, what were we wearing?”
“We were so cute!”
“We were so cute!”
“We were so cute!”
“We were so … SKINNY!”
She let me [...]

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With the dawn of the new year, I’ve been thinking a bit about goals. You know, those things that keep you from drowning in your memory foam mattress as you play Round No. 173527 of Scrabulous. I, personally, have been wondering where all of mine went. So I made a little goal shipment chart to [...]

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