You know, I’ve gotta admit, life is pretty darn good. But you know what would make it just a teensy bit better? Random crap I don’t need! Here’s my latest wish list, spawned mostly from this nifty website I stumbled upon, Patina Stores.
I Love You Toast Stamper. So cool! I don’t eat toast very often, but I might if it told me it loved me.
At times, I do miss my life in Arizona. Especially now as Spring Training is right around the corner. Where else could you pay $5-10 to lay out on the grass, flip through magazines and have your balls signed by famous athletes? (“Hi. Can you sign this? Oh, and who are you?”) I did bring back to California a potted cactus that I could keep in my room and gaze at wistfully, but that was sadly lost in an incident involving me, liquor and the phrase, “Hey, catch this!” (Clean-up was bad. “Ow … Ow … Ow.”) I think I’d do better with this Spike Cactus Pen.
Crap Folders. These just speak to me.
And finally, watch this video and tell me you don’t love this.
Whether she wins or loses, this bumper sticker has got to be one of the coolest mementos of this crazy election. I want one to show my grandkids. You know, once they’re old enough to swear.
LOVE the sticker. HA!
I want my toast to love me too.
Tina Fey – pure awesomeness! I’m so glad you shared that w/ me. =)
Which folder do I get put into there?
Do you want me to buy that cactus pen for you for your b-day?
I can write “i love you” in your toast with rooster sauce. that what i call burning love.
Burning love is actually generally called Gonorrhea. Worst birthday present ever.
what’s the worst birthday present ever? the pen or the gonorrhea?
Michelle! Stumbled across your blog through Katie Nelson. Awesomes.
You should know that Patina is not just a website but a seriously cool store in Minnesota. I used to go there for ALL my birthday/Christmas/anniversary/sorry-it-didn’t-last gifts. I love it when other people discover it, though I feel its my secret garden of gifts. =)
I’m visiting my namesakes first. So, how are you tackling this party? Hmmm? It’s HUGE! You made me laugh out loud, which is problomatic right now since everyone is sleeping . . . Have you seen the Hilary nutcrakers? Nice meeting you – party on!