While watching American Idol (on TiVo, of course):
Dad: That was sick.
Me: What?
Mom: She really punished it.
Me: Huh?
Dad: She smashed it.
Me: Have you two been watching America’s Best Dance Crew again?
Dad: Yes, you see, saying that something is bad really means it’s good.
Me: Oh dear.
I freaking love that show!!! I like that Asian dance crew!