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Entries from May 2008

Slow learner

May 29th, 2008 · 4 Comments · General

Sometimes, I think I’m a little slow.
I mean, I’ve never been put in a special class or anything (not that being put in a special class says anything at all about one’s true intellect - I love you Little C!), but I’ve found on numerous occasions that I’m just not that smart.
One of the first [...]

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Always and pho-ever

May 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Food

I don’t like eating at restaurants alone, but I’ll do it for pho because 1) pho can get nasty when you transport it elsewhere and 2) when I want pho, I want it NOW and don’t have time to round up a buddy. Anyway, I go to this pho place in Torrance and, like most [...]

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Conflicted

May 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Work

Hi. What’s up? I’m good, thanks. You? I’m a little delirious, which is pretty normal. What’s up?
I’ve been working a lot lately. OK, maybe not that much, but a lot. Fifteen hours this weekend. Yes, of course I calculate that kind of stuff. How would I effectively complain about it otherwise?
I complain a lot. I [...]

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Deflated

May 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment · General

I am entering to win a Nintendo Wii and Wii Fit from CityMama.
There was a time in my life when I wasn’t as comfortable with my double-A sized chest as I am now. That era began when I was about 11 and lasted until I was about 20, when an old boyfriend told [...]

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Shaping up

May 17th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Being pretty

Another reason why I’ve been on an exercise mission:
Me: Did you hear about the woman who was shot to death in Gardena? So close to my office! My dad said he’s going to buy me pepper spray, but I’m kind of afraid to carry it.
Matt: Why, because you think you’ll eat it? Maybe spray some [...]

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Girl interrupted

May 15th, 2008 · 2 Comments · General

Since I’ve been waking up early to run each morning, I’m left with more time to get ready for work. I suppose I could go into the office earlier and actually start working, but…………..nah. Instead, I sit in front of my closet mirror and take my precious time blowdrying my hair “around the world” — [...]

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WHY

May 15th, 2008 · 5 Comments · General

For anyone curious, this is what Alice and I are training for:

I saw this image for the first time today. My exact words: “Oh, hell no.”

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Things

May 12th, 2008 · 7 Comments · General

There seem to be a zillion tiny things going on here. When you put them all together, I suppose they can coalesce into a post. That’s a big word, you know. Coalesce. One thing weird interesting thing about me is that while I make a living by writing words, I know very few. Thesaurus.com is [...]

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Ultimate protection

May 8th, 2008 · 2 Comments · General

The things in this world that move me are few and unexpected. The ending in Mulan. (”The greatest gift and honor is having you as a daughter.” IT’S JUST SO TOUCHING!) Old people holding hands. Kay Jewelers commercials (Have you seen the Mother’s Day one? When the kids are like, “We got you a diamond [...]

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We’re old.

May 5th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Uncategorized

On Saturday morning, I was telling Matt about GIRLS’ NIGHT! which totally deserves capital letters and an exclamation point because, sadly, such occasions have become quite rare. I was telling him how fun GIRLS’ NIGHT! was. We went clubbing! And wore dresses! I even shaved my legs.
“Ohmygawd, it was so fun,” I exclaimed. “The line [...]

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