Today was a happy day. We wrapped up the magazine on Friday so this has been the first weekend in a while that I haven’t had the word DEADLINE orbiting around my head. I feel fresher. Like a little bird flying into a cloud. Matt and I watched like five hours of Planet Earth on Blu-ray this weekend. I’d seen most of the discs before but I was still like woah woah woah no way woah the whole time. This morning, I was making sangria for Matt’s barbeque and got kinda drunk while tasting it and then started watching the polar bears. One polar bear was on the brink of starvation so he tried to eat a baby walrus but the grownup walruses wouldn’t let him so he just gave up and dug himself a hole to lay in and die. I started crying and was like why can’t the photographers just give him some fish??? and Matt was like you can’t interfere with the circle of life and I cried some more and he said this is why you can’t watch the Discovery Channel with women.

By the way, I ate so much today. I had to lay down on the ground so my pants wouldn’t feel as tight. I disgust myself.

Things in general are going OK, not great. Every life category could be a little better, but nothing is failing completely.

I think I will wear a dress tomorrow.