I’m probably jealous of you.
Of your job, of your natural energy, of your smile, of your romance, of your voluminous hair, of your perfect family, of your eloquence, of your city, of your age, of your bank account, of your weekend, of the attention you draw, of your abs, of your taste in music, of your closet, of your blog, of your worldly knowledge, of your confidence, of your wit, of your talent, of the fact that you have your shit together, of the way you laugh at yourself with ease, of your strength, of your morals, of your joy, of your life.
And it’s the worst feeling.


don’t worry. we’re jealous of you too.
I agree witih Jenny.
Ummm… third ditto!!
I’m jealous of everyone else’s cities.
I tend to be jealous a lot, too.
It’s kind of unhealthy.
And I hate it.
But, it’s always there…oh, jealousy.
You took the words out of my mouth. Envy is my deadliest sin. I’m jealous of everyone for different reasons (you, my dear, are no exception.)
It’ll go away. And you’ll be better for it.
i totally feel ya on this post! i just wrote on my other blog about being jealous of the “perfect” friend. sometimes, it just seems that some people get it all! i think we all struggle with jealousy.
and btw, you’re absolutely right, a tiny pink tree for my desk just might get me in the spirit! i think i’ll turn on some Christmas carols as well.
As a pretty confident person, who rarely envies anyone, I can tell you that every girl feels this way at some point. In fact, someone is probably envious of a shitload of qualities YOU possess…ones that you would scoff at if you found out.
I feel like Facebook is the worst for this. It’s so easy to see someone’s fun party photos or the glamorous pictures from their trip to Italy or their hot new boyfriend, and just assume that they have everything. But we’re all putting up a front, you know? It’s all smoke and mirrors.
Right now, I’m feeling pretty much the same way all the time. So…um…ditto.
Wow, I had no idea you were jealous of me for all of those reasons. My abs are tremendous, but I don’t know if I’d call my hair voluminous.
I think there’s a little jealousy is everyone, whether we like it or not.
Um, that was to be IN everyone. See, I’m already jealous of your ability to type coherent sentences.
What a sad post.
where are you michelle woo?
this is what your page should be called in my humble not humble at all opinion.
hug.
My abs are a disgrace, if that makes you feel better.
But come on, it’s your imperfections that make you human, and thus, totally awesome. Embrace it.
you precious little nugget.
i am jealous of YOU.
(seriously).
You forgot “I am jealous of your four kids.”
I totally and entirely relate to this. Jealousy is something I struggle with on a daily (dare I say hourly?) basis. It’s weird, and I try to fight it, but it’s still there.
Eating away at my soul.
In fact, have I mentioned how jealous I am of your blog header? Because I am. Every time I click over to your blog I’m all, “No fair. I want a cool layout like Michelle Woo. Oh, and a name cool enough to be a domain would be nice, as well.”
Oh, and I totally agree with Laurie’s comment up there. I tend to get on Facebook and immediately find myself wishing I had someone elses life. (To some degree, anyway.) It’s bad.
are you a scorpio?