And boldly go where no man has gone before

Matt and I were sitting in my room, talking about seeing Star Trek, which I heard is supposed to be good or something. Unsurprisingly, I know nothing about Star Trek, except that they wear those awful polyester onesies, but I wanted to pretend that I had some nerd cred, so I put up the hand sign and said robotically, “Live long and prosper.”

To which Matt replied, “Uh, that’s The Shocker.”

I looked at my hand and oh my God, it was.

We started chuckling hysterically.

Of course, this was when he put up The Shocker, pointed it at me and said, “Do you want to live long and prosper?” I curled up on my bed and screamed, “NOOOO!”

Still giggling, I got up to go to the bathroom, which was where I had the most excellent idea.

I rushed out and told Matt, he nodded and laughed, and then went to his laptop and opened Photoshop.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you …

mrshock

Live long and shock her.

Thank you, thank you, we’ll be here all night.

17 Responses to And boldly go where no man has gone before

  1. You guys need to go out more often.

    I must admit that this is coming from someone who has just watched 3 hours of very bad television on a Saturday night.

  2. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. i’m a big trek fan….. and now a big fan of mr shock!!!

  4. tooo cute haha =)

  5. Haha, mister shock, too funny. No wonder all the ladies on the ship liked him.

  6. LOL oh my god, you did a better version!:)

  7. Sometimes I wish I had more useful talent when it comes to visual arts. Then I create something like this and am pretty satisfied.

    *Snort*

  8. ahhh I am cracking up!

  9. Clever! Blasphemous, but clever!

  10. Hahahahahaha! Hysterical! This is going straight to Joe!

  11. hilarious. i so have done that before. not the shocker as in someone shocked me. but like the finger sign thing. i just re-read what i wrote. makes no sense to me.

  12. I don’t even like Star Trek but that was pretty good my dear.

  13. I have about as much Star Trek nerd cred as you do. Remember the weird magic bar we hit up in Santa Monica? Yeah, I didn’t get any of those jokes either.

  14. Bahahaha. That should be a bumper sticker on FB. Very, very funny :)

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