I don’t like eating at restaurants alone, but I’ll do it for pho because 1) pho can get nasty when you transport it elsewhere and 2) when I want pho, I want it NOW and don’t have time to round up a buddy. Anyway, I go to this pho place in Torrance and, like most [...]

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I pull up to the drive-thru window at Del Taco and a man in a visor asks, “Would you like to try our new hot sauce, Del Inferno?”
Would I? WOULD I?
I get these little packets home, squeeze the sauce onto my chicken soft taco and take a bite. Not bad! Tangier than Del Scorcho with [...]

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Today, I consumed:
- a microwavable apple cobbler thingy
- a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos
- a monster can of sugar-free Red Bull
- cold ramen noodles from Marukai
- one miniature Laffy Taffy
- a Diet Coke
- one plate of chips and salsa
- a hot dog w/ jalepenos
- one coconut-crusted shrimp
- one fried onion string [...]

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Anyone who knows me knows that the essence of my being is Flaming Hot Cheetos. The tips of my fingers are permanently stained red. I’ve had coughing attacks because of FHC overdoses. If I’m really full, I will sometimes pick up a cheeto, suck off the red powdery goodness, and then throw away the remaining [...]

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