Category Archives: Getting more smarter

Am I famous yet? How about now?

I just spent the last 10 minutes working on my homework for my digital arts class and then suddenly pointed my wrist at the sheet of paper and exclaimed, “Ugh, I can’t handle this right now.’ Lesson learned: Taking on a new position at work and a new extracurricular activity simultaneously results in something I like to call SCREWED!

My class isn’t exactly what I thought it would be. We don’t even look at Photoshop and Illustrator until the 11th week. It’s a fundamentals course and it’s very conceptual. Our instructor says he wants us to be art directors and not production designers (the feeder fish of the design world, I suppose). Before I can become a designer, I need to first learn to think like one.

OK, OK — I get it. But really, when can I become Dooce? I’m getting a little bored with this website’s masthead, but there’s nothing I can do to change it. I want to know how to do stuff. Now.

When it comes to bettering myself creatively, I’m very impatient. On my first day of my first newspaper internship, I remember asking my editor, “So when can I become a features reporter?” (At larger newspapers, someone usually has to die for there to be an opening on the features desk.) My editor was a wise old man and said something like, “Somebody once asked Picasso how he became an artist. He said, ‘I learned to draw.’ You [young grasshopper,] learn to write.”

OK, OK — I get it. As for my class, I know my instructor is extremely competent and has inspired many students to become designers after finishing his course. I’m just proud of myself for taking the first step.

Back to my homework. How do all you grad school people do it?

Back to school

I have two announcements.

1) It is my website’s first birthday. Happy birthday website!

2) I signed up for my first graphic design course. Each Thursday starting in April, you can find me at UCLA, looking smart and exploring the depths of things like RGB, gradient meshes and Helvetica. This is something I’ve been wanting to pursue for a very long time, but never got around to it. I was finally propelled into action after realizing the current state of the journalism industry and getting a coupon for 10% off all classes at artsdayLA. I’m a sucker for coupons.

I’m excited and nervous. I have a feeling I might be good at this, but I also know I get frustrated easily. And I can already tell it’s going to be a long process. If I want to go for the certificate, I’ve gotta take 16 courses. 16! I’ll be 30 by the time I finish. 30! All the other graphic artists I know have been at it since childhood. Still, it’s one of those things that I have to at least try so that it won’t be stuck like old chewing gum in the back of my brain. So, wish me luck. And let me know if you guys know stuff about design. I’ll probably need help with my homework.