Santa, baby …
It is a mystery as to why I fall asleep extraordinarily faster when Matt is lying next to me than when I’m alone because he snores like chainsaw and has major problems staying on his half, or, rather, his 9/10ths. It could because his mere presence puts me at ease, calming me into a peaceful slumber. … NAH. It’s probably because of his heartbeat. The Beating Heart Stress Relief Pillow vibrates with a special rhythmic heart beat when you clutch it to your chest. The rhythm changes over time to mimic a real heart. And I bet it never steals the covers.
Adore this print by Paola Zakimi. This girl is sad like I am sometimes sad. Let’s pet each other’s hair and say, “There, there.”
Yes, I want a ballet bar, or, I’m sorry, barre. I’d be such a poser, I know. I’m no ballerina. It’s just that I bought these new Bar Method DVDs and while I could simply use a steady chair, I’d be way more excited to stretch and plie on an actual barre. And more excited ultimately means more fit, right? Right. Done.
Speaking of exercise, I really want the iJoy Ride. How does it work? Watch this video. Hey, no snickering! This is serious business. “This unique and exciting balance trainer improves coordination skills, flattens the stomach and builds core muscle strength.” AND SERVES NO OTHER PURPOSE. Yeah, I know the thing is $499. I said this is a wish list.
Maybe if I had Juno’s Hamburger Phone, I would inherit her natural charm and ability to spew snappy one-liners on cue. Though I can probably do without her hyper-fertile eggs for at least a few more years.
We recently did a complete overhaul on our bathroom and now it is lacking good reading material. (Old, crumply Us Weeklies, I miss you.) I would like to start new with a subscription to W. The clothes are gorgeous, the writing is superb and the people are preeeeeeeeeetty. Want.
That’s about all I can think of for this hour. But I leave you with this Popping Edamame Keychain that Matt just bought me. Don’t you love? Hooray for useless stuff!
