Note: Matt and I currently live with our respective parents.
Me: Maybe we should move in together. We can get an apartment.
Matt: You want to live in an apartment?
Me: Well, I dunno. I guess we wouldn’t get to have our own nice, big rooms, huh?
Matt: No, you’d be all up in mah grill.
Me: Why can’t I be in your grill? WHY DON’T YOU WANT ME IN YOUR GRILL!?!?
Matt: Wow, you just made that word really uncool.
